It's Not Gay If Scenarios... 

#1. It's not gay if... there is a female present...... in one way or another.

#2. It's not gay if... you never look back to assess the situation.

#3. It's not gay if... there is no skin to skin contact.

#4. It's not gay if... you don't look up and make eye contact.

#5. It's not gay if... beards don't touch.

#6. It's not gay if... you drank too much and woke up with your bum hurting.......Because you fell down the stairs.

#7. It's not gay if... your eyes are closed.

#8. It's not gay if... only one hand is involved.

#9. It's not gay if... you go to a farmers market together and no phallus shaped vegetables of 5" or longer are bought.

#10. It's not gay if... you get caught wearing woman's panties......You're wife or girlfriend forgot to do the laundry.

#11. It's not gay if...You accidentally brush up on one another, while being clothed.